Robbie says…

Robbie is standing in the kitchen, mildly confused. There's peanut butter on the counter (and possibly the ceiling). The bread bag was opened with enthusiasm rather than technique. The jelly jar was involved in an incident that Robbie would prefer not to discuss. You assumed Robbie would 'figure it out.' Robbie did not figure it out. Robbie followed your instructions to the letter. The letter was... brief.